No fire, but action anyway.

I am currently the leader of an evil cult controlling a merchant barony consisting of roughly 800 lycanthropes. I've convinced all of them that the HUGE crocodile lurking in our swamps is an aspect of the evil god of chaos "we" are worshipping. I am a shapeshifter currently assuming the form of the (now dead) leader of this... Okay, now it counts as a proper religion. This is the least exciting thing that happened in our RPG session today.

My bike should be repaired tomorrow, so wee. :D I'll finally be able to get to places other than getting a taxi, or walking. Sure, this will cut a bit into my audiobook sessions, but... BIKE!

I'm apparently doing an unusually good job for a beginner at my job, some of my scores are actually higher than the more experienced agents. I'm just happy I'm not terrible. :D

My lovely and very excellent mother has bought me a new camera, which should be able to take pictures when I get it in about a month. Canon EOS 450D, will be absolutely brilliant. She's bringing it when she's visiting in about a month. All is well.

I have also gotten business cards:

Nothing TOO fancy. Want to stay classy, after all. And no, not everyone on the internet is going to get my personal phone number. If you know me, but do not know my current phone number, just ask.